Questions

Earlier today I asked this man to be interviewed. He immediately rejected me and walked away with a tiny floral hammer in his hand. Now, he is back and asking for an interview.

Too much has already happened between us, I'm scared.

Jeff, how was your day today
I'll answer that question with another question...(Dad, just came in to ask if I used his iPad charger. I did not, but Jeff did. He then gave him directions to find it...we are back) lot's of typing for that one sentence, I see you are becoming a part of the liberal media.


Breaking News: Apparently I did you use Dad's charger....he even found my iPod hooked up to it...a little uncomfortable for me
What about that question you were going to ask me?

no. That was my answer (giggles....heard me type the word "giggles" giggles more...then directed me to write "giggles more" and then directed me to write that he directed me) Nods in approval (he literally said that)

Okay Jeff "[ question ]number 2, or 3, if you considered that question a question" if a hippopotamus and Joanna were hanging off a cliff, who would you feed and why?
Okay now I will use the question I was going to use for the other question. What is the circumfrence (I'm having a lot of trouble spelling that, Jason can look at this and fix it for me) of the earth?

Why are you asking me questions in this interview?
(he just got really close to me) Ask yourself that question....inteview over


He defiantly walked away to the couch and looked out in the backyard. This interview was an interesting pick. At least he wasn't like Justin who tried to suggest that I pay him 15 dollars to interview him. Interesting subject, I feel...different....more uncomfortable than usual..

Honesty.

As she draws her 2nd picture to her ladybug story. The skilled author and artist, Marie, is about to be ambushed by a series of excellent questions. (She is 6 years old)

Marie, "what" what do you want to be when you grow up?
I don't know. (Jackie tried to help her with choices, she continued answer "I don't know")

Breaking News: Marie just noticed me typing this, she keeps asking what am I doing...I don't know how to respond...I'm scared. i


Marie, if you could be any princess, who would you be and why?
I'm not telling. Besides, I don't know what that means.

Marie, do you know the muffin man?
Yes.

Marie, who is the muffin man?
I'm not telling you.

Marie, do you like me?
silence.....she then got up and left and told on me to Jeff....


Well. I guess this interview is over, along with my self-confidence.