I offered Justin an interview and these were the conditions:
1)he would type it
2)he would ask the questions
3)I would have to pay him 15 dollars
Immediate answer was no.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Number One Critic
As he sits on the floor, fear has just entered his eyes "are you preparing to interview me?" He then puts the play jumprope behind his head "is this really how it goes? This is a disaster waiting to happen." His son his hitting himself with a water bottle, clearly got all his traits from Jason Hebert.
Do you think your son Josh is going to be smarter than you?
Is this one of the questions? I know he will be smarter than you....or already is
What is your favorite thing about me?
**thinking a long time** how you were before this blog.
My mom just walked into the room to demostrate her pancake batter in a squirt bottle (she is very proud)Jason was a little scared.
If you could be any superhero, that is not cliche, who would be and why?
I would be blog-non blog man, and I would right all the wrong grammar on your page....and by right I mean r-i-g-h-t (little does he know, I got all 100's on every spelling test in elementary school and was the last standing third grader in the spelling bee. Thank you very much.)
How do you feel that all your kids are really smart because of Mel and definitely not you?
We share the same gene pool? (he means as in me and him, not Mel, that would be weird)
How does it feel to be my number one follower?
hmmm, does the phrase "swift kick to the gut mean anything to you?" (honestly, it really doesn't. I'm trying to understand)oh, and I am not the number one follower.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Taking a long time to process the question, pity him, he is a slow thinker That I don't consider them to be my future readers, but the future readers of this website...grammatically correct.
Do you think your son Josh is going to be smarter than you?
Is this one of the questions? I know he will be smarter than you....or already is
What is your favorite thing about me?
**thinking a long time** how you were before this blog.
My mom just walked into the room to demostrate her pancake batter in a squirt bottle (she is very proud)Jason was a little scared.
If you could be any superhero, that is not cliche, who would be and why?
I would be blog-non blog man, and I would right all the wrong grammar on your page....and by right I mean r-i-g-h-t (little does he know, I got all 100's on every spelling test in elementary school and was the last standing third grader in the spelling bee. Thank you very much.)
How do you feel that all your kids are really smart because of Mel and definitely not you?
We share the same gene pool? (he means as in me and him, not Mel, that would be weird)
How does it feel to be my number one follower?
hmmm, does the phrase "swift kick to the gut mean anything to you?" (honestly, it really doesn't. I'm trying to understand)oh, and I am not the number one follower.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Taking a long time to process the question, pity him, he is a slow thinker That I don't consider them to be my future readers, but the future readers of this website...grammatically correct.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Criticism
As he casually strums the guitar while watching the girls talk about middle school volleyball. Sal , casually looks over at me "that's the second time she's said 'casually....third time" "how dumb are the questions?" Little does he know, that my questions come from a very creative mind. My own mind. Sal just tried to turn the interview around on me. NOT SUCCESSFUL. "Julie the interview is about you, every time"- Joanna. (Joanna has managed to get into 4 out of my 5 interviews. ) "I wasn't there for the first one.Everyone is talking about ---"no one is talking Julie"...okay, this isn't making sense. I'm sorry. Also, I'm sorry for every grammatical error going on in this blog. In all honesty, I don't really care.Sal is singing right now, but I will start this interview in a few minutes.....
Sal, why do you think I am a bad interviewer?
I think it's been like 5 minutes without a single question from you
What made you play the classical guitar?
How serious am I supposed to take this? [Idiot factory(Kimee,Jackie,Joanna) says, "not at all"]
If you were an elf, what type of elf---
I'd be Legolas, you can't get around that (He then continued to talk about his man crush on Legolas...huge man crush)
If I could be any type of food, what would I be, and why?
"Waffle fries, one of the brown crispy ones nobody wants"-Joanna and Jackie (Kimee's favorite type of french fry, he also never explained why)i
Why am I getting a friend request right now?
Isn't facebook personal? ( I had just said I wasn't a personal person)
What do you look for in an icecream cone?
First of all ice cream, right consistency between not a hard shell you can't chew on and not soft enough to make it soggy (I looked away). I'm not done;furthermore, you need something that can hold ice cream in it, because if it's too thin then it falls out everywhere and ice cream is all over your hands. It also good if it has flavors on it like chocolate, chocolate is good, all in all I prefer a cup than a cone....am I getting paid for this?
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Aren't they your future readers?
Yes, they are my future readers and Sal was the only one to realize this. Everyone else below is full of themselves and want the spotlight. Awful.
Sal, why do you think I am a bad interviewer?
I think it's been like 5 minutes without a single question from you
What made you play the classical guitar?
How serious am I supposed to take this? [Idiot factory(Kimee,Jackie,Joanna) says, "not at all"]
If you were an elf, what type of elf---
I'd be Legolas, you can't get around that (He then continued to talk about his man crush on Legolas...huge man crush)
If I could be any type of food, what would I be, and why?
"Waffle fries, one of the brown crispy ones nobody wants"-Joanna and Jackie (Kimee's favorite type of french fry, he also never explained why)i
Why am I getting a friend request right now?
Isn't facebook personal? ( I had just said I wasn't a personal person)
What do you look for in an icecream cone?
First of all ice cream, right consistency between not a hard shell you can't chew on and not soft enough to make it soggy (I looked away). I'm not done;furthermore, you need something that can hold ice cream in it, because if it's too thin then it falls out everywhere and ice cream is all over your hands. It also good if it has flavors on it like chocolate, chocolate is good, all in all I prefer a cup than a cone....am I getting paid for this?
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Aren't they your future readers?
Yes, they are my future readers and Sal was the only one to realize this. Everyone else below is full of themselves and want the spotlight. Awful.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Bouncy Ball Emperor
As she has one earphone listening to "booty bumping" music...fear has just struck face. She heard me talking about her..."what are you talking about?" She just asked if I do this on word document "...and it's booty beats...get it right" Nikki has come to study with me and Jackie, but she had to swear to Jackie that she wouldn't talk....."I did not swear"
"Now you really make me want to stop talking"
Nikki, what are your expectations for tonight?
not expectations, but my goals are to get these program notes done
::Breaking News:::
Joanna has just come by and has complained that we didn't save her a seat even though she left go watch the Bieber movie. Just realized I was interviewing Nikki "oh this is going to be awesome"
wait you're interviewing normal people? so I'm normal? okay great!!
What do you think of Jackie as a friend?
She is awesome and she makes me feel funny because she laughs at everything I say. She would be even more awesome if she came to Soccer Sundays instead of napping through my phone calls
What do you really think of Jackie as a friend?
she would be even more awesome if she went to Soccer Sundays
Nikkie is currently talking to a friend and Joanna is singing "Never Say Never" by Justin Bieber
Do you feel creepy when you expect Jaden Smith to be attractive in the future years?
dude...have you seen Justin Bieber?
What is your favorite thing about me?
That you have a blog and I want to see it, so you need to post it online
What is your favorite pastry and why?
pastry....are cookies pastries? oh I do like cake....and juicy brownies
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
That I have a 131 bouncy ball collection....I have Spongebob one....Patrick one....one with a eyeball in it....tons of glitter ones....I really want to let them out in a racquetball room or down the stairs but I don't want to lose any of them
"Now you really make me want to stop talking"
Nikki, what are your expectations for tonight?
not expectations, but my goals are to get these program notes done
::Breaking News:::
Joanna has just come by and has complained that we didn't save her a seat even though she left go watch the Bieber movie. Just realized I was interviewing Nikki "oh this is going to be awesome"
wait you're interviewing normal people? so I'm normal? okay great!!
What do you think of Jackie as a friend?
She is awesome and she makes me feel funny because she laughs at everything I say. She would be even more awesome if she came to Soccer Sundays instead of napping through my phone calls
What do you really think of Jackie as a friend?
she would be even more awesome if she went to Soccer Sundays
Nikkie is currently talking to a friend and Joanna is singing "Never Say Never" by Justin Bieber
Do you feel creepy when you expect Jaden Smith to be attractive in the future years?
dude...have you seen Justin Bieber?
What is your favorite thing about me?
That you have a blog and I want to see it, so you need to post it online
What is your favorite pastry and why?
pastry....are cookies pastries? oh I do like cake....and juicy brownies
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
That I have a 131 bouncy ball collection....I have Spongebob one....Patrick one....one with a eyeball in it....tons of glitter ones....I really want to let them out in a racquetball room or down the stairs but I don't want to lose any of them
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
lame.
Joanna is currently trying to make herself fall asleep but cannot. I set my place and got ready to interview, "I have to wake up tomorrow morning"....so I walk out..."....wait, I still want to be interviewed" I tried to interview her from the living room but then the shower turned on and she doesn't feel like yelling. Back in dark room. "Fire away captain." Keep in mind, she is laying down in her bed trying to sleep
Why do you have to wake up tomorrow morning?
I am exercising, doing homework,right after that homework-doing experience(I really don't know what that means), and I am going to shower which my hair takes a long time to dry....that is the reality of my life.
How would you describe your hair in 2 letters?
...no response
( I started to type the paragraph above)...what could you possibly be typing?
How would you describe a dream?
.....anything that doesn't involve you in it, otherwise it would be a nightmare
(she then confirmed that she was kidding and she loves me)
What are your expectations of this blog?
hmm....refer to all other expectations thus far
What are your expectations my life?
grunts, for some reason when you said that I imagined you in a banana suit jumping around with some poster....sooo something in my subconscious says low
If you could own any pet bird, what would it be and why?
another grunt, the largest eagle that could carry the largest weight, that way it can pick you up with its talons take you to its nest and feed you to its young
What is the longest wait of your life?
yes.
"Julie...I don't want you take this offensively.....if I Febreze I don't want you to take this offensively."-Jackie
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
hmmm that I'm tired.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Diversity Day...and a half
As he places his hand on his mental eminence(just learned this term in Anthropology 225) and gazes at the HP Laptop, David sets up for his interview for supporting at least half of Diversity Day. He has just suggested a CD Album cover for Jackie...a picture of a monkey. He started to giggle a little at a picture of a cartoon dog with a unibrow. Let's have some background information on David. All I know is that he is half-mexican and my "number one nug fo' life"....I have to obviously glance over to my right multiple times, so he must know I am looking at him....this could get weird so I better start.
David, "Yo" what inspired you to make Jackie's album cover?
Well, I didn't want to write my O-Chem lab, so I want to put my artist talents to work....except I don't know what artist talents I have because my art teacher told me I draw like a first grader....
"That's so mean!"-Joanna(she then said I was mean for writing this)
What is your favorite color of pants?
That's a tough one...because I haven't worn the gold ones yet....I'm partial to the blue ones because they aren't the electric blue color but more of a dark blue. However, I believe I am the only one that wears pink pants at St. Marys and one day a girl will see them and be like "hey I like his pants...I like this guy"
If you could ask yourself one question what would it be and why?
Probably...how do you see yourself? because do you ever realize you can never actually see yourself, so what do people see when they see me? Touche David.
Jackie just held up swatches of paper and asked "Which one from far away?" David replied "This one" and pointed to himself.He is now modeling his flared nostrils. We love David. "Where's Halbouty?(sounds like Hal-booty)"
What would your album title be?
Non-romantic,romantic songs for an evening of unanticipated laughter
Where am I going in life?
want to see my grades in high school?
-5 minutes later-(he had really good grades!)
Well, after advancing up the managerial chain of Laynes and discovering the healthiest way of frying chicken, you will publish a book that will claim to have fried chicken that will help people lose 37.533 lbs.Paula Dean will sue you, because she doesn't like people surpassing her and you will become more famous than your NFL brother. You will publish a book called"Fried Chicken More Famous Than the NFL" and then it will be on the Best Seller list for 93 weeks and you will start a record label called Jackie Records. Jackie will be so hyped up, but her CD won't sell because she can't decide on an album picture. She will end up with a picture of herself and a monkey and it won't sell.....I still think she should go with the monkey.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
I'm not as girl crazy as I seem. I'm just over-appreciative with God's creation.I just want a girl to talk about the Houston Astros with....(Jackie"you love getting asked these questions" David"no I really don't")and then I will be a doctor and start a practice....also, I like to bowl and I take pride in the fact that I can curve a ball. Also, I'm not very good on a swipe keyboard(type of texting)...but I still use it anyways. That....oh I can't believe they have Words With Friends with Android...yess... Last but not least, ....pause...oh, and I'm not very athletic, but that's okay. Oh and I'm working on converting my GPA into my 40 yard dash time.
He is now singing Bowling for Soup lyrics.
David, "Yo" what inspired you to make Jackie's album cover?
Well, I didn't want to write my O-Chem lab, so I want to put my artist talents to work....except I don't know what artist talents I have because my art teacher told me I draw like a first grader....
"That's so mean!"-Joanna(she then said I was mean for writing this)
What is your favorite color of pants?
That's a tough one...because I haven't worn the gold ones yet....I'm partial to the blue ones because they aren't the electric blue color but more of a dark blue. However, I believe I am the only one that wears pink pants at St. Marys and one day a girl will see them and be like "hey I like his pants...I like this guy"
If you could ask yourself one question what would it be and why?
Probably...how do you see yourself? because do you ever realize you can never actually see yourself, so what do people see when they see me? Touche David.
Jackie just held up swatches of paper and asked "Which one from far away?" David replied "This one" and pointed to himself.He is now modeling his flared nostrils. We love David. "Where's Halbouty?(sounds like Hal-booty)"
What would your album title be?
Non-romantic,romantic songs for an evening of unanticipated laughter
Where am I going in life?
want to see my grades in high school?
-5 minutes later-(he had really good grades!)
Well, after advancing up the managerial chain of Laynes and discovering the healthiest way of frying chicken, you will publish a book that will claim to have fried chicken that will help people lose 37.533 lbs.Paula Dean will sue you, because she doesn't like people surpassing her and you will become more famous than your NFL brother. You will publish a book called"Fried Chicken More Famous Than the NFL" and then it will be on the Best Seller list for 93 weeks and you will start a record label called Jackie Records. Jackie will be so hyped up, but her CD won't sell because she can't decide on an album picture. She will end up with a picture of herself and a monkey and it won't sell.....I still think she should go with the monkey.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
I'm not as girl crazy as I seem. I'm just over-appreciative with God's creation.I just want a girl to talk about the Houston Astros with....(Jackie"you love getting asked these questions" David"no I really don't")and then I will be a doctor and start a practice....also, I like to bowl and I take pride in the fact that I can curve a ball. Also, I'm not very good on a swipe keyboard(type of texting)...but I still use it anyways. That....oh I can't believe they have Words With Friends with Android...yess... Last but not least, ....pause...oh, and I'm not very athletic, but that's okay. Oh and I'm working on converting my GPA into my 40 yard dash time.
He is now singing Bowling for Soup lyrics.
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