I offered Justin an interview and these were the conditions:
1)he would type it
2)he would ask the questions
3)I would have to pay him 15 dollars
Immediate answer was no.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Number One Critic
As he sits on the floor, fear has just entered his eyes "are you preparing to interview me?" He then puts the play jumprope behind his head "is this really how it goes? This is a disaster waiting to happen." His son his hitting himself with a water bottle, clearly got all his traits from Jason Hebert.
Do you think your son Josh is going to be smarter than you?
Is this one of the questions? I know he will be smarter than you....or already is
What is your favorite thing about me?
**thinking a long time** how you were before this blog.
My mom just walked into the room to demostrate her pancake batter in a squirt bottle (she is very proud)Jason was a little scared.
If you could be any superhero, that is not cliche, who would be and why?
I would be blog-non blog man, and I would right all the wrong grammar on your page....and by right I mean r-i-g-h-t (little does he know, I got all 100's on every spelling test in elementary school and was the last standing third grader in the spelling bee. Thank you very much.)
How do you feel that all your kids are really smart because of Mel and definitely not you?
We share the same gene pool? (he means as in me and him, not Mel, that would be weird)
How does it feel to be my number one follower?
hmmm, does the phrase "swift kick to the gut mean anything to you?" (honestly, it really doesn't. I'm trying to understand)oh, and I am not the number one follower.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Taking a long time to process the question, pity him, he is a slow thinker That I don't consider them to be my future readers, but the future readers of this website...grammatically correct.
Do you think your son Josh is going to be smarter than you?
Is this one of the questions? I know he will be smarter than you....or already is
What is your favorite thing about me?
**thinking a long time** how you were before this blog.
My mom just walked into the room to demostrate her pancake batter in a squirt bottle (she is very proud)Jason was a little scared.
If you could be any superhero, that is not cliche, who would be and why?
I would be blog-non blog man, and I would right all the wrong grammar on your page....and by right I mean r-i-g-h-t (little does he know, I got all 100's on every spelling test in elementary school and was the last standing third grader in the spelling bee. Thank you very much.)
How do you feel that all your kids are really smart because of Mel and definitely not you?
We share the same gene pool? (he means as in me and him, not Mel, that would be weird)
How does it feel to be my number one follower?
hmmm, does the phrase "swift kick to the gut mean anything to you?" (honestly, it really doesn't. I'm trying to understand)oh, and I am not the number one follower.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Taking a long time to process the question, pity him, he is a slow thinker That I don't consider them to be my future readers, but the future readers of this website...grammatically correct.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Criticism
As he casually strums the guitar while watching the girls talk about middle school volleyball. Sal , casually looks over at me "that's the second time she's said 'casually....third time" "how dumb are the questions?" Little does he know, that my questions come from a very creative mind. My own mind. Sal just tried to turn the interview around on me. NOT SUCCESSFUL. "Julie the interview is about you, every time"- Joanna. (Joanna has managed to get into 4 out of my 5 interviews. ) "I wasn't there for the first one.Everyone is talking about ---"no one is talking Julie"...okay, this isn't making sense. I'm sorry. Also, I'm sorry for every grammatical error going on in this blog. In all honesty, I don't really care.Sal is singing right now, but I will start this interview in a few minutes.....
Sal, why do you think I am a bad interviewer?
I think it's been like 5 minutes without a single question from you
What made you play the classical guitar?
How serious am I supposed to take this? [Idiot factory(Kimee,Jackie,Joanna) says, "not at all"]
If you were an elf, what type of elf---
I'd be Legolas, you can't get around that (He then continued to talk about his man crush on Legolas...huge man crush)
If I could be any type of food, what would I be, and why?
"Waffle fries, one of the brown crispy ones nobody wants"-Joanna and Jackie (Kimee's favorite type of french fry, he also never explained why)i
Why am I getting a friend request right now?
Isn't facebook personal? ( I had just said I wasn't a personal person)
What do you look for in an icecream cone?
First of all ice cream, right consistency between not a hard shell you can't chew on and not soft enough to make it soggy (I looked away). I'm not done;furthermore, you need something that can hold ice cream in it, because if it's too thin then it falls out everywhere and ice cream is all over your hands. It also good if it has flavors on it like chocolate, chocolate is good, all in all I prefer a cup than a cone....am I getting paid for this?
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Aren't they your future readers?
Yes, they are my future readers and Sal was the only one to realize this. Everyone else below is full of themselves and want the spotlight. Awful.
Sal, why do you think I am a bad interviewer?
I think it's been like 5 minutes without a single question from you
What made you play the classical guitar?
How serious am I supposed to take this? [Idiot factory(Kimee,Jackie,Joanna) says, "not at all"]
If you were an elf, what type of elf---
I'd be Legolas, you can't get around that (He then continued to talk about his man crush on Legolas...huge man crush)
If I could be any type of food, what would I be, and why?
"Waffle fries, one of the brown crispy ones nobody wants"-Joanna and Jackie (Kimee's favorite type of french fry, he also never explained why)i
Why am I getting a friend request right now?
Isn't facebook personal? ( I had just said I wasn't a personal person)
What do you look for in an icecream cone?
First of all ice cream, right consistency between not a hard shell you can't chew on and not soft enough to make it soggy (I looked away). I'm not done;furthermore, you need something that can hold ice cream in it, because if it's too thin then it falls out everywhere and ice cream is all over your hands. It also good if it has flavors on it like chocolate, chocolate is good, all in all I prefer a cup than a cone....am I getting paid for this?
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Aren't they your future readers?
Yes, they are my future readers and Sal was the only one to realize this. Everyone else below is full of themselves and want the spotlight. Awful.
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