Thursday, March 3, 2011

Criticism

As he casually strums the guitar while watching the girls talk about middle school volleyball. Sal , casually looks over at me "that's the second time she's said 'casually....third time" "how dumb are the questions?" Little does he know, that my questions come from a very creative mind. My own mind. Sal just tried to turn the interview around on me. NOT SUCCESSFUL. "Julie the interview is about you, every time"- Joanna. (Joanna has managed to get into 4 out of my 5 interviews. ) "I wasn't there for the first one.Everyone is talking about ---"no one is talking Julie"...okay, this isn't making sense. I'm sorry. Also, I'm sorry for every grammatical error going on in this blog. In all honesty, I don't really care.Sal is singing right now, but I will start this interview in a few minutes.....
Sal, why do you think I am a bad interviewer?
I think it's been like 5 minutes without a single question from you
What made you play the classical guitar?
How serious am I supposed to take this? [Idiot factory(Kimee,Jackie,Joanna) says, "not at all"]
If you were an elf, what type of elf---
I'd be Legolas, you can't get around that (He then continued to talk about his man crush on Legolas...huge man crush)
If I could be any type of food, what would I be, and why?
"Waffle fries, one of the brown crispy ones nobody wants"-Joanna and Jackie (Kimee's favorite type of french fry, he also never explained why)i
Why am I getting a friend request right now?
Isn't facebook personal? ( I had just said I wasn't a personal person)
What do you look for in an icecream cone?
First of all ice cream, right consistency between not a hard shell you can't chew on and not soft enough to make it soggy (I looked away). I'm not done;furthermore, you need something that can hold ice cream in it, because if it's too thin then it falls  out everywhere and ice cream is all over your hands. It also good if it has flavors on it like chocolate, chocolate is good, all in all I prefer a cup than a cone....am I getting paid for this?
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
Aren't they your future readers?




Yes, they are my future readers and Sal was the only one to realize this. Everyone else below is full of themselves and want the spotlight. Awful.

No comments:

Post a Comment