As she has one earphone listening to "booty bumping" music...fear has just struck face. She heard me talking about her..."what are you talking about?" She just asked if I do this on word document "...and it's booty beats...get it right" Nikki has come to study with me and Jackie, but she had to swear to Jackie that she wouldn't talk....."I did not swear"
"Now you really make me want to stop talking"
Nikki, what are your expectations for tonight?
not expectations, but my goals are to get these program notes done
::Breaking News:::
Joanna has just come by and has complained that we didn't save her a seat even though she left go watch the Bieber movie. Just realized I was interviewing Nikki "oh this is going to be awesome"
wait you're interviewing normal people? so I'm normal? okay great!!
What do you think of Jackie as a friend?
She is awesome and she makes me feel funny because she laughs at everything I say. She would be even more awesome if she came to Soccer Sundays instead of napping through my phone calls
What do you really think of Jackie as a friend?
she would be even more awesome if she went to Soccer Sundays
Nikkie is currently talking to a friend and Joanna is singing "Never Say Never" by Justin Bieber
Do you feel creepy when you expect Jaden Smith to be attractive in the future years?
dude...have you seen Justin Bieber?
What is your favorite thing about me?
That you have a blog and I want to see it, so you need to post it online
What is your favorite pastry and why?
pastry....are cookies pastries? oh I do like cake....and juicy brownies
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
That I have a 131 bouncy ball collection....I have Spongebob one....Patrick one....one with a eyeball in it....tons of glitter ones....I really want to let them out in a racquetball room or down the stairs but I don't want to lose any of them
Thump thump thump...Is this thing on?
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ReplyDeleteSo, I have discovered that this site is being updated on a quasi-regular basis. Not bad. But I do have a few more questions:
ReplyDelete1. When "fear struck face," was it digging, or is the absence of the pronoun “her” used here to indicate an accent of oriental bent?
2. Do quotation marks create a cyber forcefield here, thereby destroying all punctuation within?
3. Capital letters at the beginning of sentences seem to have fallen out of favor on this page. Is this an allusion to the yesterday of the blog-nonblog's title(i.e. "Capital letters are so yesterday.")?
4a. Are ellipses(the "..."s) thieves in blog-nonblog land? For it seems that they have stolen the periods from nearly all of the sentences on this page and greedily added them to their own three dot structure!
4b. This is not a question, but I thought I should warn you, Julie, that it seems these ellipses have taken a liking to your page. You might consider calling the guy that sprays for these, lest your interviews turn into one long pause. Or worse yet, your cryptic dialogue could be omitted all together.
Thank you, thank you; I'll be here all week.
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