Bad Start.

This is my first interview of  a normal person: As she casually sits back in the pompuson...she is coaching how to spell it, papason....nope. Just googled it, it's papasan. Already getting negative feeback "Julie, no one is going to read this." Maybe- "don't have high hopes", I can't even finish my own thought without being shot down to the ground. Okay so maybe this was a bad idea, I don't really care, I'm going to interview my first subject, my sister Jackie. I am interviewing her because I have no one else to talk to.
Jackie what's your favorite color and why
   -Julie no one wants to read this, you look like Kim Possible's computer assistant
What are your expectations on this blog
-You're going to get one continuous anonymous commenter...and it's gonna be you
What's the coolest thing I've ever done
- you? it's gonna happen in the future, it's going to be the day you cancel this blog
Where do you wanna go in life
- I am in my home and you are in it, I would like to stay and for you to move
What's the best grade you've ever gotten
-That is the stupidest thing you've ever said
She has just received a text and her single-track mind cannot handle to do two things at once. So I will give a little background information about Jackie. Growing up with Jackie has been an interesting life. She was always the "cool" sister, because some boys liked her. We weren't friends until about Sophomore year of high school when I got my braces off.
"Where's Joanna?(other sister)" -She is back.
How would you explain to a four-year old why leaves on a tree fall?
-...the same way I would explain it to you
Have you ever done drugs
-clean as a whistle
Do you ever want to punch yourself when you say stuff like that?
-laughs
Now that this interview is coming to an end what would you like your future readers to know?
- I was forced into this interview against my will