2nd attempt

Interview with Mallory: I just mumbled this and her ears perked up as she is chewing on "Flipz" the best chocolate covered pretzels in the world. Since my first subject was completely awful, I don't have high expectations on this...she heard this...she is a little bit offended. She just ate another pretzel..."it was a carrot" she says in sassy manner.
What are you expectations about this blog?
-my expectations are extremely high and this will produce billions of followers, which will make me famous....no one will remember Julie....
:::::::::::Breaking News::::::
Our friend Kassie just walked in she said "what's up" I said "good"....weird moment.
What is so special about the person you were just texting
- probably nothing...but relative to you....EVERYTHING
Explain the experience you just had with that water bottle
-my every move is being watched...judged....80 times over.
What is the coolest thing my life?
-raises eyebrow- "me"
What is the coolest thing in your life?
-me . (said in positive manner)
What is your favorite fruit and why
-grapes, I can throw them up and catch them in my mouth
Why don't we ever want to study
"because studying suuucks" (said from Kassie) Mallory: I already behold immense amounts of knowledge and this level of information is beneath me (she is studying for an Oceanography test)
::::more breaking news::::
Mallory plans to start her test with excessive throat punching, knee cap slicing, and maybe some decapitation. Kassie doesn't want to be friends with her...."with us"...her...."us". Kassie just confirmed it, she doesn't want to be friends with Mallory and just claimed she has better pretzels. Tensions is just bouncing off the wall, this is the greatest verbal boxing match I have ever seen.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
-I would just like them to realize, that I'm just like them...only prettier. (don't think she came up with this on her own....totally quoted Miranda Lambert"