Diversity Day

As she studiously turns the page-she just heard me- and is starting to laugh uncontrollably. "When's my interview" says Joanna, eagerly waiting to be on the spotlight. Today I am supporting diversity with my Filipino friend, Kimee..."did you spell it right" I did....but I forgot to capitalize the "f" so the little red squiggly thing came under it. Don't worry Jason, I fixed it as you can tell. She is starting to sing the wrong line of the song. It's time to start so she doesn't hurt herself anymore.

Kimee, what do you believe will help our society become more efficient?

::::Breaking News::::::

I already forgot it was diversity day and I was just reminded by Joanna who secretly wants to be my editor/partner in this project. "Julie I would drop out of school and work at McDonald's before I help you"-Joanna

Kimee has finally found the answer to the question: eliminate Joanna(frown) so I can focus more on my schoolwork and not get distracted by her gawking at others that walk in...Jackie don't eat that, you don't exist anymore. (the last part was because Jackie eagerly grabbed the bag of donuts)

-Interview has paused....cannot explain....too many things going on. Joanna thinks she will wins millions of dollars in Vegas by flipping a coin. This whole time I was too focused on the maple donut I just ate.Interview continued

Kimee why is diversity day important to you?

I feel like we are the foundation of America, without there would not be 13 colonies, no 50 stars, our colors would be obnoxious and be like....baby pink, light blue, and "fuscia"(David)...I mean look at the Statue of Liberty she's not even white (we know it's made out of copper, just let it be....)

What do you look for in a man?

Half mexican/half white, half parabolic nose, buzz cut, fancies lime green shorts....talk dark and handsome...and if they have light up shoes-that's a bonus(she is explaining our friend David "I just shaved"...David doesn't have light-up shoes....yet)

If you could relate me to one animal what it would be and why?

before Kimee could even answer I got three immediate responses of "sloth"

snail:soft on the inside, hard on the outside, and you always manage to leave a weird trail...then commented on my weird eyeball action and related it to snails

just so you know...I have been scarred for life every since the episode of Spongebob when he turned into a snail. I want to die every time I think about it.

What do you want your future readers to know about you?

"oh I'm so dumb"- Joanna

ask me anything about the anatomy of the human body....except the muscles (said in hasty manner)...haven't gotten there yet. All bones are game though.