As he places his hand on his mental eminence(just learned this term in Anthropology 225) and gazes at the HP Laptop, David sets up for his interview for supporting at least half of Diversity Day. He has just suggested a CD Album cover for Jackie...a picture of a monkey. He started to giggle a little at a picture of a cartoon dog with a unibrow. Let's have some background information on David. All I know is that he is half-mexican and my "number one nug fo' life"....I have to obviously glance over to my right multiple times, so he must know I am looking at him....this could get weird so I better start.
David, "Yo" what inspired you to make Jackie's album cover?
Well, I didn't want to write my O-Chem lab, so I want to put my artist talents to work....except I don't know what artist talents I have because my art teacher told me I draw like a first grader....
"That's so mean!"-Joanna(she then said I was mean for writing this)
What is your favorite color of pants?
That's a tough one...because I haven't worn the gold ones yet....I'm partial to the blue ones because they aren't the electric blue color but more of a dark blue. However, I believe I am the only one that wears pink pants at St. Marys and one day a girl will see them and be like "hey I like his pants...I like this guy"
If you could ask yourself one question what would it be and why?
Probably...how do you see yourself? because do you ever realize you can never actually see yourself, so what do people see when they see me? Touche David.
Jackie just held up swatches of paper and asked "Which one from far away?" David replied "This one" and pointed to himself.He is now modeling his flared nostrils. We love David. "Where's Halbouty?(sounds like Hal-booty)"
What would your album title be?
Non-romantic,romantic songs for an evening of unanticipated laughter
Where am I going in life?
want to see my grades in high school?
-5 minutes later-(he had really good grades!)
Well, after advancing up the managerial chain of Laynes and discovering the healthiest way of frying chicken, you will publish a book that will claim to have fried chicken that will help people lose 37.533 lbs.Paula Dean will sue you, because she doesn't like people surpassing her and you will become more famous than your NFL brother. You will publish a book called"Fried Chicken More Famous Than the NFL" and then it will be on the Best Seller list for 93 weeks and you will start a record label called Jackie Records. Jackie will be so hyped up, but her CD won't sell because she can't decide on an album picture. She will end up with a picture of herself and a monkey and it won't sell.....I still think she should go with the monkey.
What do you want your future readers to know about you?
I'm not as girl crazy as I seem. I'm just over-appreciative with God's creation.I just want a girl to talk about the Houston Astros with....(Jackie"you love getting asked these questions" David"no I really don't")and then I will be a doctor and start a practice....also, I like to bowl and I take pride in the fact that I can curve a ball. Also, I'm not very good on a swipe keyboard(type of texting)...but I still use it anyways. That....oh I can't believe they have Words With Friends with Android...yess... Last but not least, ....pause...oh, and I'm not very athletic, but that's okay. Oh and I'm working on converting my GPA into my 40 yard dash time.
He is now singing Bowling for Soup lyrics.
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